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Salt Lake City,UT,United States

Member Since:

Sep 14, 2008

Gender:

Male

Goal Type:

Local Elite

Running Accomplishments:

52 marathons, Overall winner 15 times, PR 2:20:25 at St. George 2013, Kona Ironman 2002, Zero DNF

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Miles:This week: 0.00 Month: 0.00 Year: 0.00
Bike Lifetime Miles: 8003.27
Elliptical Lifetime Miles: 1295.72
Stairmaster Lifetime Miles: 3252.63
Rowing Machine Lifetime Miles: 335.05
Swimming Lifetime Miles: 14.97
Treadmill Lifetime Miles: 1111.92
Saucony Kinvara 2 Grey Lifetime Miles: 994.29
Saucony Kinvara 2 Blue Lifetime Miles: 528.18
Salomon SpeedCross III Lifetime Miles: 263.03
La Sportiva Vertical K Lifetime Miles: 78.50
Nike LunaRacer +3 Lifetime Miles: 129.20
Nike LunarLaunch Lifetime Miles: 319.30
Nike Pegasus 31 Light Blue Lifetime Miles: 640.75
Altra Lone Peak 2.5 Lifetime Miles: 99.50
Nike LunaRacer V3 Camo Lifetime Miles: 76.02
New Balance 890v4 Lifetime Miles: 41.25
Nike Pegasus 33 Lifetime Miles: 12.00
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesCrosstraining milesTotal Miles
0.000.000.000.000.000.00

Road up Big Cottonwood then up Emigration.  Round trip was 70 miles in about 4 hours.  Borderline bonk but felt ok at the end.  Amazing what a Gu can do.  

Last 3 days on my bike totaled 160 miles and 15,500 ft of climbing.

I found this list of 86 rules you must follow if you road bike.  http://www.velominati.com/blog/the-rules/ Many of them sound ridiculous (e.g. no camel backs, no sleeveless shirts, bike must cost more than the car it's on, must wear sunglasses, etc.) but for the most part people seem to follow them. 

Although I don't think the list is as long, there also seems to be a list of unwritten road and trail running rules.

Road Running Rules:

#1- no baggy shorts (took me a few years to give into this one, in my first marathon I wore a swimming suit)

#2 - no shirts with sleeves, can't run shirtless (I used to pride myself on being the first finisher who wore a t-shirt)

#3 - can't carry water bottles or camel backs

#4 - either ankle socks or compression socks, nothing in between

#5 - no stopping allowed for pictures

#6 - obsession with miles and time

#7 - minimal to no talking allowed on pre-race bus ride

#8 - must post pre and post race miles for any race shorter than a marathon

#9 - cross training is only done when legs are incapasitated

And the Trail Running Rules (Jon or the other trail guys, please feel free to add or change)

#1 - no white shoes

#2 - no racing singlets, allowed to run shirtless

#3 - must carry a water bottle or camel back

#4 - wear gators at every opportunity, even if there is a 10% chance of rain

#5 - guys with long hair and bandanas are cool

#6 - only allowed to run a road 5k on Thanksgiving

#7 - allowed to take pictures during race

 #8 - obsession with running on everything except asphalt and concrete

#9 - running on the treadmill is an ultimate sin

I think I have an identity crisis because I don't fall into one of these groups and I go back and forth on which one I like the best.


Bike Miles: 70.00
Comments
From Jake K on Mon, Sep 05, 2011 at 18:29:54 from 67.177.21.60

HAha I love it! I fall into the road runner category, except that I prefer to run shirtless. In addition to showing off my junior high upper body strength, it saves on laundry that needs to be done.

From Andrea on Mon, Sep 05, 2011 at 18:34:03 from 67.177.21.60

I would say those are right on! So funny!!

From Fritz on Mon, Sep 05, 2011 at 18:38:18 from 65.116.116.6

I should have clarified. I think training shirtless is ok but not racing. On Sundays, however, I try to avoid running by the guys in suits if I am shirtless. :)

From Cody on Mon, Sep 05, 2011 at 18:46:50 from 67.177.0.196

#10 trail running obsession is amount of vertical feet ran. Miles don't matter, only vert.

From Rob on Mon, Sep 05, 2011 at 19:04:07 from 204.15.86.95

Best post this year!! I think barefoot needs to be in there somewhere just not sure where!!

From allie on Mon, Sep 05, 2011 at 21:30:33 from 24.10.191.18

great post!

-never check out of a hotel, go out to lunch, and/or fly in a plane while wearing your finisher's medal and race t-shirt (seemed to be a common occurrence in boston).

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